.. the mushroom is out of focus
It is discerning how the mushroom is out of focus
We need to fix the mushroom to regain its focus
One mushroom is sufficient for a focus… unlike the pizza
How would you like your pizza today?
I like mine extra rubbery.. hold the stigma please
The stigma is out of loop.. and the loop has no internet connexion
You know you should try our internet connexion today. It is extra crispy, with some exciting new pop ups
“umm what was that?” she said
‘oh…
you are having another of those damn dreams ma’m..
care to wake up?”
“no… “
“no?”
“yes no… those dreams are extra handy you know.. they make my writer feel extra special”
“what writer ma’m?’
“the one typing this right now..”
“uhuh..”
“see it makes her feel extra special.. in a peculiar sort”
‘how so ma’m?’
“she is writing a movie, and every time she realizes that she doesn’t like it, she resorts to my dreams”
“but why yours?”
“cause she cant remember hers…she sleeps too much”
‘and that is an oxymoron right there… I am sure she must find something handy in all those extra sleeping hours’
“nope… she is always asleep”
“always?”
“yes.. physically and non physically..”
“……”
“oh well… don’t give me these empty dots… just ask your question”
“ok… I don’t understand the difference between physically and non physically..”
“well.. physically happens when she is actually in bed and under the covers”
“and non physically is…”
“when she is not under the covers (imagine a smile at this point)”
“… and out of bed?”
“no… wrong”
“…”
“sometimes she is in bed, but not under the covers…”
“eyes open?”
“yesssss”
‘then lets go back to helping her…”
“wait… you see she is always asleep cause she is… she is..”
‘….?’
“….happy”
“ok… whats that?”
“that was a word that was in the dictionary”
‘and why did they take it out?’
‘because people stopped using it.. “
“..u…oh.. but what does it mean?”
“how would I know?”
“so this ‘happy’ makes her asleep all the time..?”
“yes..”
“I got a grasp of it I think”
‘she is always asleep cause she has this ‘happy’… right?”
“yes..”
“so in another words, if she didn’t have this happy she would sometimes be sleeping and sometimes non sleeping”
“yes… like everybody else”
‘ok… what about those who don’t sleep at all?”
“then they should go and get some ‘happy’ from her”
“but how would they get it if they don’t know what it is?”
“then they just go and ask her to explain what ‘happy’ is”
“but how would she do so if she is always asleep and they are always awake?”
“then they have to reach a meeting point..”
“a meeting point… uhuh… go on..”
“she either has to wake up to explain to them what that ‘happy’ is.. or they have to go to sleep to reach her and ask her”
“but they cant sleep.. they will have to find a way to wake her up”
“but when she wakes up…she will stop having this ‘happy’”
“maybe..”
“..she will be part of their world.. that’s for sure”
“indeed…”
“and she wont write about you..”
“…and you!”
“oh yes (imagine a proud childlike smile here)”
“then we have to keep the people who don’t have the ‘happy’ away from her..”
“yes.. “
“I think I am starting to understand what ‘happy’ means”
“.. we are wasting time… lets get back to her.. do you think she is still writing about us?”
“I may not know what ‘happy’ means. But I sure know what ‘dumb’ is or who ‘dumb’ is..”
“me?”
“well she just wrote that right now… then, yes it must be you”
“ok… lets get her back.. where was she?”
I was writing about the internet connexion, that is misspelled on purpose, and its extra crispy pop ups…
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